This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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