he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
