also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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