sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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