He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
