He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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