What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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