Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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