i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
do nipples grow back?
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