When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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