If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Princesses don't give blow jobs
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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