high people should be assigned attendants
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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