Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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