Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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