Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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