And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Randomize
