just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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