the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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