Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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