I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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