I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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