it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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