My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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