I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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