Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
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I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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