They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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