Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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