I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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