No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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