Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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