Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
its not stalking. its research.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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