we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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