There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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