I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Randomize
