Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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