Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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