I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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