My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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