btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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