OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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