I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
you're hired as official boob wrangler
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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