Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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