Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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