I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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