one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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