I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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