I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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