Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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