I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
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