Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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